College Freshman

"I heard that if you get hit by CyRide on campus, the school pays your tuition." Dies

Looks like spencer, but doesn't get blackout drunk three nights a week

Looks like spencer,  but doesn't get blackout drunk three nights a week  College Freshman

wakes up and forgets to fap in the shower Dies

wakes up and forgets to fap in the shower Dies  College Freshman

Says he's gonna take Adderall so he can study Ends up watching 5 hours of online videos

Says he's gonna take Adderall so he can study Ends up watching 5 hours of online videos  College Freshman

looking for econ 101 sitting in spanish 203

looking for econ 101 sitting in spanish 203   College Freshman

my professor never gives me work to do has semester long projects

my professor never gives me  work to do has semester long projects   College Freshman

Polysci Major Wants to be president

Polysci Major Wants to be president  College Freshman

goes to a party changes the music playlist

goes to a party changes the music  playlist   College Freshman

kisses drunk girl at party tells everyone he has a new girlfriend

kisses drunk girl at party tells everyone he has a new girlfriend  College Freshman

"I'm gonna be a doctor and make $300K per year" fails freshman chemistry

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