College Freshman

Pulls an all nighter Dies

Pulls an all nighter Dies  College Freshman

i've never heard of that band i only listen to metal for the breakdowns

i've never heard of that band i only listen to metal for the breakdowns  College Freshman

Goes to party gets roofied

Goes to party gets roofied  College Freshman

late to class leaves early

late to class leaves early  College Freshman

reads ayn rand is now smarter than nobel prize winning ecnomists

reads ayn rand is now smarter than nobel prize winning ecnomists  College Freshman

Went to orientation Actually thought he'd get the classes he wanted

Went to orientation Actually thought he'd get the classes he wanted  College Freshman

Swings lanyard around finger all day Lanyard flies off into the trees

Swings lanyard around finger all day Lanyard flies off into the trees  College Freshman

studies political science Calls it "pre-Law"

studies political science Calls it

big paper due in the morning takes acid because he heard it keeps you awake

big paper due in the morning takes acid because he heard it keeps you awake  College Freshman

Wants to learn the Latin for "These Days" Hi DIES

Wants to learn the Latin for
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