College Freshman

Takes a full load each semester in the mouth

Takes a full load each semester in the mouth  College Freshman

Buys Sperrys DOESN'T GET A BID

Buys Sperrys DOESN'T GET A BID  College Freshman

Brings laptop to lecture Never leaves Facebook

Brings laptop to lecture Never leaves Facebook  College Freshman

SPENDS ONE NIGHT WITH BRENDAN DIES

SPENDS ONE NIGHT WITH BRENDAN DIES  College Freshman

Nice one Get back to me when someone gives a fuckshit.

Nice one Get back to me when someone gives a fuckshit.  College Freshman

collects random shit in dorm when drunk

collects random shit in dorm  when drunk  College Freshman

Puts headphones in ears Doesn't listen to anything

Puts headphones in ears Doesn't listen to anything  College Freshman

Took one Child Development class Suddenly an expert in child rearing

Took one Child Development class Suddenly an expert in child rearing  College Freshman

YESTERDAY'S FAVORITE BAND: NICKELBACK TODAY'S FAVORITE BAND: RADIOHEAD

YESTERDAY'S FAVORITE BAND: NICKELBACK TODAY'S FAVORITE BAND: RADIOHEAD  College Freshman

"have hw cant go to party" sit in dorm and misc all night

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