College Freshman

No i don't smoke cigarettes they'll give you cancer Weed and hookah bro!

No i don't smoke cigarettes they'll give you cancer Weed and hookah bro!  College Freshman

Thinks Skrillex is the best band ever

 Thinks Skrillex is the best band ever  College Freshman

says he has a hangover developed migraine due to not knowing how to cook

says he has a hangover developed migraine due to not knowing how to cook  College Freshman

"can I bum a smoke?" Hacks up a lung

has favorite song entire hall knows it

has favorite song entire hall knows it  College Freshman

Has to leave lecture due to diarrhea Feels the need inform all teaching assistants of personal problem

Has to leave lecture due to diarrhea  Feels the need inform all teaching assistants of personal problem  College Freshman

Get's High Before Parent's Weekend Thinks He is the coolest shit #eric

Get's High Before Parent's Weekend Thinks He is the coolest shit #eric  College Freshman

first ounce of freedom get a criminal record

first ounce of freedom get a criminal record  College Freshman

When I meet a freshman philosophy major... I stab that mother fucker and set his corpse on fire.

When I meet a freshman philosophy major... I stab that mother fucker and set his corpse on fire.  College Freshman

introduces himself for the first time adds everyone on facebook

introduces himself for the first time adds everyone on facebook  College Freshman
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