College Freshman

"Second semester, I'm a pro drinker now!" Still at courts parties by 10:30

Brings pot brownie to school panic attack, tells on himself, random weed checks in school from now on

Brings pot brownie to school panic attack, tells on himself, random weed checks in school from now on  College Freshman

roommate asked to use razor "Yeah sure, buddy!"

roommate asked to use razor

raises hand during lecture "we have 3 minutes left"

raises hand during lecture

Gets inspirational quote tattoo misspells

Gets inspirational quote tattoo misspells  College Freshman

The Bus stops running at 12? no problem i'll just walk back from 48 M.I.P.

The Bus stops running at 12? no problem i'll just walk back from 48 M.I.P.  College Freshman

asks for greens of one-hitter

asks for greens of one-hitter  College Freshman

"I don't know my M number." freshman!

Pours everything like it's from a keg tap

Pours everything like it's from a keg tap  College Freshman

Listens to Bob Marley: "don't worry, be happy" Fails all three finals

Listens to Bob Marley:
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