College Freshman

Chance of Snow in the forecast "I hope we get a snow day!"

Chance of Snow in the forecast

Has a filthy, slimy scrotum instead of a blowjob.

Has a filthy, slimy scrotum instead of a blowjob.  College Freshman

Takes one philosophy class in college master of philosophy

Takes one philosophy class in college master of philosophy  College Freshman

Drinks first craft beer beer connoisseur

Drinks first craft beer beer connoisseur  College Freshman

Got my first ticket in college And my second, third and fourth.

Got my first ticket in college  And my second, third and fourth.   College Freshman

reads a book by Stephen Hawking he now knows what science is all about...

reads a book by Stephen Hawking he now knows what science is all about...  College Freshman

Starts question "I have a question"

Starts question

Chooses university with bell tower Complains when bells occasionally ring

Chooses university with bell tower Complains when bells occasionally ring  College Freshman

Skips class avoid all possible pathways teacher might take

Skips class avoid all possible pathways teacher might take  College Freshman

"How can they be twins... if they're not the same person?"

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