College Freshman

Rejected by ever other ivy "Cornell was my first choice"

Rejected by ever other ivy

takes drug that makes you sober dies

takes drug that makes 
you sober dies  College Freshman

1st Semester: Chemical engineering 2nd semester: business

1st Semester: Chemical engineering 2nd semester: business  College Freshman

Complains about how hard college is Goes to community College

Complains about how hard college is Goes to community College  College Freshman

Wears big expensive headphones around neck Not listening to music

 Wears big expensive headphones around neck Not listening to music  College Freshman

Too poor to buy eighth of weed buys 20 sack everyday

Too poor to buy eighth of weed buys 20 sack everyday  College Freshman

Damn dude I totally blacked out last night On Weed

Damn dude I totally blacked out last night On Weed  College Freshman

at a football game chants "eagles on the war path"

at a football game chants

drops out freshman year dies

drops out freshman year dies  College Freshman

Hears me blasting phish Asks me if it's NYE 95 everytime

Hears me blasting phish Asks me if it's NYE 95 everytime  College Freshman
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