College Freshman

Has Freddy Mercury poster "I love his song Bohemian Rhapsody"

Has Freddy Mercury poster

I don't always die in my freshman year But when I do, I die

I don't always die in my freshman year But when I do, I die  College Freshman

"Capitalism is bullshit!" has a nice car thanks to wealthy parents

"Yo bro lemme see those notes, I'll give them right back" NEVER GIVES THEM BACK

Goes to first rave too scared to try drugs Spends over $40 on beer

Goes to first rave
too scared to try drugs 
Spends over $40 on beer  College Freshman

Complains about having to do laundry Wears the same college sweatshirt every day

Complains about having to do laundry Wears the same college sweatshirt every day  College Freshman

gets hazed raging boner

gets hazed  raging boner  College Freshman

ideally i'll go into international or constitutional law

 ideally i'll go into international or constitutional law  College Freshman

"Participation is 15 percent of your grade." Raises hand to answer questions in class.

SEES HOT GIRL DURING FINALS WEEK NOTHING OF VALUE TO SAY "LOL I'M SO BUSY"

SEES HOT GIRL DURING FINALS WEEK NOTHING OF VALUE TO SAY
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