College Freshman

Goes to all inclusive resort dies

Goes to all inclusive resort dies  College Freshman

7PM CAF FRIDAY: What are you doing tonight? Probably going to tri-bar you?

7PM CAF FRIDAY: What are you doing tonight? Probably going to tri-bar you?  College Freshman

takes the bus from Towers to the Cathedral of Learning

takes the bus from Towers to the Cathedral of Learning  College Freshman

Doesn't read material or pay attention in class Shows up to study session day before a test expecting me to hand out answers

Doesn't read material or pay attention in class Shows up to study session day before a test expecting me to hand out answers   College Freshman

allows black people to come to his party all of his possessions are stolen

allows black people to come to his party all of his possessions are stolen  College Freshman

"Dining food here sucks" goes to North Ave every night

Thinks Thursday is a school night

Thinks Thursday is a school night  College Freshman

*pets ur fur hard* *dies*

*pets ur fur hard* *dies*  College Freshman

Took intro level psychology Thinks he can analyze everything you say or do

Took intro level psychology Thinks he can analyze everything you say or do  College Freshman

Someone Mentions David Bowie "Who the fuck is that?"

Someone Mentions David Bowie
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