College Freshman

drinks absinthe calls his mom

drinks absinthe calls his mom  College Freshman

Takes a class on music theory thinks he invented music

Takes a class on music theory thinks he invented music  College Freshman

asked what favorite music is answers question with same question, agrees with asker

asked what favorite music is answers question with same question, agrees with asker  College Freshman

Paper is due today "i forgot"

Paper is due today

GUESS WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND OOPS I FORGOT LOL

GUESS WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND OOPS I FORGOT LOL  College Freshman

"man, fuck the hipsters" listens to lil wayne

needs a way to pick a random number between 1 and 6 die?

needs a way to pick a random number between 1 and 6 die?  College Freshman

"Can you buy me two cans of keystone? I'll pay when you deliver it to my dorm"

makes mediocre aplfisher meme expects rt

makes mediocre aplfisher meme expects rt  College Freshman

Claims to be a huge partier hits you up every weekend looking for a party

Claims to be a huge partier hits you up every weekend looking for a party  College Freshman
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