College Freshman

First day on campus calls high school friend "Hey dude remember when we went to high school together?"

First day on campus calls high school friend

Was asked how his weekend was... starts loudly talking about all the parties that he could have gone to this weekend....but didnt...but could have....if he wanted

Was asked how his weekend was... starts loudly talking about all the parties that he could have gone to this weekend....but didnt...but could have....if he wanted  College Freshman

finishes 30 rack tapes box on wall

finishes 30 rack  tapes box on wall  College Freshman

friend tells friend to get nudes of girl hes talking to friend tells the girl his friend told him to get her nudes, forever ruining his chances.

friend tells friend to get nudes of girl hes talking to friend tells the girl his friend told him to get her nudes, forever ruining his chances.  College Freshman

Sees you across campus. Yells you name for all to hear.

Sees you across campus. Yells you name for all to hear.  College Freshman

eats a penis doesn't poop for weeks

eats a penis doesn't poop for weeks  College Freshman

1st semester: OMG college is soooo easy 2nd semester: fails

1st semester: OMG college is soooo easy 2nd semester: fails  College Freshman

prof told lecture hall there's vodka in his water bottle so i reported it to a woman in the admissions office

prof told lecture hall there's vodka in his water bottle so i reported it to a woman in the admissions office  College Freshman

"My mom just transferred $100 into my bank account for food." weed

goes to berklee and becomes a professional street performer dies

goes to berklee and becomes a professional street performer dies  College Freshman
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