College Freshman

Never show up to class. show up for exam. FIRST TO LEAVE

Never show up to class.
show up for exam. FIRST TO LEAVE  College Freshman

probably can't dance

probably can't dance   College Freshman

Updates facebook to say hes's drunk at a party just had his first drink ever

Updates facebook to say hes's drunk at a party just had his first drink ever  College Freshman

Goes on Band Run dies

Goes on Band Run dies  College Freshman

dances with girl at club falls in love

dances with girl at club falls in love   College Freshman

Posts a thousand songs on a music page Freaks the fuck out when people get annoyed

Posts a thousand songs on a music page Freaks the fuck out when people get annoyed  College Freshman

got a bike rode it to class

got a bike rode it to class   College Freshman

Doesn't get laid in first month of school "I'm gonna die a virgin"

Doesn't get laid in first month of school

Joins MERT as an 803 Doesn't take any shifts

Joins MERT as an 803 Doesn't take any shifts  College Freshman

pays the smartest kid in class to do his homework still fails

pays the smartest kid in class to do his homework still fails  College Freshman
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