College Freshman

Lives in engineering dorm Looks like I'm getting yucky with the boys tonight

Lives in engineering dorm Looks like I'm getting yucky with the boys tonight  College Freshman

Wants to avoid the freshman fifteen Has parents buy largest meal plan

Wants to avoid the freshman fifteen Has parents buy largest meal plan  College Freshman

Doesn't know this is military school

 Doesn't know this is military school  College Freshman

i'm all grown up now calls mom every two days

i'm all grown up now calls mom every two days  College Freshman

has an iphone steve jobs was a true visionary, he influenced my life in innumerable ways, the world has lost a true visionary

has an iphone steve jobs was a true visionary, he influenced my life in innumerable ways, the world has lost a true visionary  College Freshman

"loves" dubstep listens to skrillex

Rode a train at a mall when he was a child thinks he is a conductor

Rode a train at a mall when he was a child thinks he is a conductor  College Freshman

Smokes you out makes a meme about himself using good guy greg

Smokes you out makes a meme about himself using good guy greg  College Freshman

Studies abroad in Europe for a semester Won't stop talking about it

Studies abroad in Europe for a semester Won't stop talking about it  College Freshman

"I was chugging vodka, whiskey, and rum?" I woke up to what I thought was a sumo wrestler... turns out it was that fat chick from B13. Bluh!

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