College Freshman

"once you go black, you don't go back." Will never go black

Drinks too much to impress a girl at a party Throws up on his computer

Drinks too much to impress a girl at a party Throws up on his computer  College Freshman

"BookS? Who the fuck needs books?" buys all recommended textbooks

Takes PHIL 101 "What if it's only a chair because we call it a chair?"

Takes PHIL 101

Finds out strippers attend college too realizes he's not in Kansas anymore

Finds out strippers attend college too realizes he's not in Kansas anymore  College Freshman

next semester everything will be different

next semester everything will be different  College Freshman

Dates Hot Chick Who is using him because he's naive

Dates Hot Chick Who is using him because he's naive  College Freshman

"I know where there's a party!" Filthy house in the dangerous part of town

Me and my roommate don't get along... Masturbate more so he doesn't want to come back to the room

Me and my roommate don't get along...  Masturbate more so he doesn't want to come back to the room  College Freshman

experiments with drugs dies

experiments with drugs dies  College Freshman
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