College Freshman

walked behind girl in yoga pants cum in pants

walked behind girl in yoga pants cum in pants  College Freshman

decides to make own major mirrors cleg

decides to make own major mirrors cleg  College Freshman

Votes Unite "I'm in a frat now, right?"

Votes Unite

Watches Shark Week again "I'm going to be a marine biologist now."

Watches Shark Week again

Passes out during pregame

Passes out during pregame  College Freshman

can't fit table in rez for beer pong unbolts closet door with quarter, props up with chairs

can't fit table in rez for beer pong unbolts closet door with quarter, props up with chairs  College Freshman

nodding to every word of the professor so that he thinks i am smart

nodding to every word of the professor so that he thinks i am smart  College Freshman

Tries to pull all-nighter sleeps through exam next morning

Tries to pull all-nighter sleeps through exam next morning  College Freshman

always quoting famous philosophers has never read anything by them

always quoting famous philosophers has never read anything by them  College Freshman

HEars about tufts goggles asks for them at the bookstore

HEars about tufts goggles asks for them at the bookstore  College Freshman
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