College Freshman

Plays dubstep as loud as he wants Mom can't say shit

Plays dubstep as loud as he wants Mom can't say shit  College Freshman

drinks beer and eats pizza every night gained 15 pounds by the end of the school year

drinks beer and eats pizza every night gained 15 pounds by the end of the school year  College Freshman

New roommate is a dick Only talked once

New roommate is a dick Only talked once  College Freshman

first day on campus... GETS RAPED BY A BLACK GUY

first day on campus... GETS RAPED BY A BLACK GUY  College Freshman

Spent all my student loan money on a new car Honda Accord

Spent all my student loan money on a new car Honda Accord  College Freshman

Got REALLy drunk last night and tried to pop a zit Woke up to sore nipple

Got REALLy drunk last night and tried to pop a zit Woke up to sore nipple  College Freshman

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year  College Freshman

Invites friend over to dorm Fucks his girlfriend in the other room

Invites friend over to dorm Fucks his girlfriend in the other room  College Freshman

ORDERS QUANTUM BURGER AT 12:35 IS KILLED

ORDERS QUANTUM BURGER AT 12:35 IS KILLED  College Freshman

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you  College Freshman
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