College Freshman

Math & economics double major "Aleph number? Laffer curve? Fuck that shit, just give me a job at Goldman Sachs"

Math & economics double major

Put on academic probation after first semester decides to buckle down and Drink 4 nights a week instead of 5

Put on academic probation after first semester decides to buckle down and Drink 4 nights a week instead of 5  College Freshman

Professor uses profanity during lecture giggles

Professor uses profanity during lecture giggles  College Freshman

I'll just pull an all-nighter Falls asleep at 12

I'll just pull an all-nighter Falls asleep at 12  College Freshman

Breaks pencil during test "miss, where is the pencil sharpener?"

Breaks pencil during test

Shotguns Coffee Dies

Shotguns Coffee Dies  College Freshman

Sees every new day as an opportunity For another student to test their brakes.

Sees every new day as an opportunity For another student to test their brakes.  College Freshman

Wikipedia down to protest sopa dies

Wikipedia down to protest sopa dies  College Freshman

Takes one philosophy class never shuts up about it

Takes one philosophy class never shuts up about it  College Freshman

Gets drunk, climbs into sewer to impress friends Gets dysentery

Gets drunk, climbs into sewer to 
impress friends Gets dysentery  College Freshman
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