College Freshman

tells everyone he has a super model girlfriend living in europe secretly the only girl that ever kissed him is his mother

tells everyone he has a super model girlfriend living in europe secretly the only girl that ever kissed him is his mother  College Freshman

smokes weed once talks about it all the time

smokes weed once talks about it all the time  College Freshman

Lives in California Whines about missing Rome Stuff

Lives in California  Whines about missing Rome Stuff  College Freshman

Gets out of dorm building and makes a corner is lost

Gets out of dorm building and makes a corner is lost  College Freshman

tells HS friends he's a total stoner now took 1 hoot off joint during frosh week

tells HS friends he's a total stoner now took 1 hoot off joint during frosh week  College Freshman

parents spend 800/month for dorm room sleeps at their place

parents spend 800/month for dorm room sleeps at their place  College Freshman

i'm gonna get laid so much in college graduation day, still virgin

i'm gonna get laid so much in college graduation day, still virgin  College Freshman

Gets job in RSF Weight Rooms Actually enforces rules

Gets job in RSF
Weight Rooms Actually enforces rules

  College Freshman

Lives a long and happy life Dies

Lives a long and happy life Dies  College Freshman

Best friend for years, goes to other state for school dies

Best friend for years, 
goes to other state for school dies  College Freshman
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