College Freshman

"I've smoked a lot of stuff" "in middle school"

Eats at cafeteria every meal spends all night in bathroom

Eats at cafeteria every meal  spends all night in bathroom   College Freshman

tries bud light platinum "i'm such a beer snob"

tries bud light platinum

Wears 400$ Headphones because he's a DJ DJ's using itunes on shuffle

Wears 400$ Headphones because he's a DJ DJ's using itunes on shuffle  College Freshman

Drives around Campus Stops at the stop signs

Drives around Campus Stops at the stop signs  College Freshman

"Have you ever read the threads on myumbc?" "This Erik Walker guy really knows what he's talking about"

Tries to climb into favorites Dies

Tries to climb into favorites Dies  College Freshman

pays thousands of dollars in tution cries for the university to close every time it snows

pays thousands of dollars in tution cries for the university to close every time it snows  College Freshman

says "hello" to you since orientation

says

Dude Where's Dithridge?

Dude Where's Dithridge?   College Freshman
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