College Freshman

this lanyard is so handy! fake id worthless because bars know he's a freshman

this lanyard is so handy! fake id worthless because bars know he's a freshman  College Freshman

keeps on making jokes about overly attached girlfriend the whole semester is still a virgin

keeps on making jokes about overly attached girlfriend the whole semester is still a virgin  College Freshman

Proud of getting into good college Can't do arithmetic

Proud of getting into good college Can't do arithmetic  College Freshman

Says he wants a new identity in college Wears letterman jacket first weekend

Says he wants a new identity in college Wears letterman jacket first weekend  College Freshman

Gets pulled over with weed in the car Sticks weed up his ass to hide it

Gets pulled over with weed in the car Sticks weed up his ass to hide it  College Freshman

goes to college events ditches classes

goes to college events ditches classes  College Freshman

"man college is easy, i got a 97% in Writing 121!" Fails History 101, Math 111, and FIG

"does anyone know how to get to the gym?" Lives at Stevenson

Go out on a thursday?! isn't it a school night?

Go out on a thursday?! isn't it a school night?  College Freshman

"At least all the construction will be finished next semester"

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