College Freshman

buys disneyland annual pass; let's go to disneyland every weekend Studies every weekend

buys disneyland annual pass; let's go to disneyland every weekend Studies every weekend  College Freshman

been in intro to psych for two weeks already diagnosing everyone he meets

been in intro to psych for two weeks already diagnosing everyone he meets  College Freshman

attempts 90 pound barbell dies

attempts 90 pound barbell dies  College Freshman

Wears letter jacket fuckin' dumbass

Wears letter jacket fuckin' dumbass  College Freshman

gets laid for the first time "i fucked the shit out that bitch"

gets laid for the first time

downloads 1 song from the internet banned from the internet

downloads 1 song from the internet banned from the internet  College Freshman

says they didn't study for a history test Gets a 93%

says they didn't study for a history test Gets a 93%  College Freshman

Sits in the front row Brings his laptop to class and stalks facebook

Sits in the front row Brings his laptop to class and stalks facebook  College Freshman

"can i hit that" -malay (takes one hit) DIES

Doesn't show up for test day I'll get A's on the rest

Doesn't show up for test day I'll get A's on the rest  College Freshman
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