College Freshman

No friends to eat cafe with "HI can i grab takeout"

No friends to eat cafe with

20 years old needs female anatomy lesson

20 years old needs female anatomy lesson  College Freshman

Gets access to DU fratchat Spams it with worthless nonsense

Gets access to DU fratchat Spams it with worthless nonsense  College Freshman

Wants to go to a party Goes to a frat party

Wants to go to a party Goes to a frat party  College Freshman

Party at the Delt house on Friday Ill bring the cups and napkins

Party at the Delt house on Friday Ill bring the cups and napkins  College Freshman

girls can come in my dorm room? im going to get laid forever

girls can come in my dorm room? im going to get laid forever  College Freshman

Bro I Got totally fuked this weekend Smoked hookah for first time

Bro I Got totally fuked this weekend Smoked hookah for first time  College Freshman

When I get my degree I won't get out of bed for less than 75k

When I get my degree  I won't get out of bed for less than 75k   College Freshman

"I own my own business" whacks off to Bond girls all day

Hey bro I saw you smoking that dope Are you tripping balls yet?

Hey bro I saw you smoking that dope Are you tripping balls yet?  College Freshman
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