College Freshman

Runs out of dining points starves

Runs out of dining points starves  College Freshman

"High school students are retarded" 3 Days into Freshman Year

Went to Penn State as a tight end Left as a wide reciever

Went to Penn State as a tight end Left as a wide reciever  College Freshman

Has sex for the first time Pees in girl

Has sex for the first time Pees in girl  College Freshman

talks about how much he hates hometown goes home every weekend

talks about how much he hates hometown  goes home every weekend  College Freshman

says he can't take any more of the pressure at college has a 3.9

says he can't take any more of the pressure at college has a 3.9  College Freshman

Complains Letch is too expensive parents pay for all college needs

Complains Letch is too expensive parents pay for all college needs  College Freshman

tries to walk into mordor dies

tries to walk into mordor dies  College Freshman

pledged Theta xi still doesn't get laid

pledged Theta xi still doesn't get laid  College Freshman

Sings "I'll always love you"

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