College Freshman

opens a bud light with a bottle opener

opens a bud light with a bottle opener  College Freshman

Takes one hit before concert Misses concert because too high

Takes one hit before concert Misses concert because too high  College Freshman

Yes! Julius is at marty's house Time to jerkoff

Yes! Julius is at marty's house Time to jerkoff  College Freshman

Bends down after first day of crossfit Dies

Bends down after first day of crossfit Dies   College Freshman

Goes to hidden forest Is now an expert on Trees

Goes to hidden forest Is now an expert on Trees  College Freshman

Shows up at the end of final "When can I retake it?"

Shows up at the end of final

Hates hipsters Because they're too mainstream

Hates hipsters Because they're too mainstream  College Freshman

Ends Presentation "So yeah..."

Ends Presentation

Raises hand to ask a question, and gets called on. "I have a question..."

Raises hand to ask a question, and gets called on.

pays $30 for a rim pays his LBS $100 to lace it

pays $30 for a rim pays his LBS $100 to lace it  College Freshman
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