College Freshman

"Dude, living in the frat house saves me money." Doesn't pay for school

"I was soo hammered last night" had halF A BEER

I slept through class today put my head down between slides

I slept through class today put my head down between slides  College Freshman

College sucked Until i applied to staff GCIMUN AWWWWWWWW YEAH

College sucked Until i applied to staff GCIMUN AWWWWWWWW YEAH  College Freshman

lends a game out expects it back

lends a game out expects it back  College Freshman

"Why go to Lush when there is authentic Chinese food on every corner?" been in beijing a week

"Hey man can i bum a smoke?" every time he sees you

party at marks avenged sevenfold rules!

party at marks avenged sevenfold rules!  College Freshman

Asks teacher if they can have a class Valentines Day party

Asks teacher if they can have a class Valentines Day party  College Freshman

Last shower is occupied goes back to sleep

Last shower is occupied goes back to sleep  College Freshman
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