College Freshman

Steve Jobs died? SPAM THE FUCK OUT FACEBOOK WITH IT

Steve Jobs died?  SPAM THE FUCK OUT FACEBOOK WITH IT  College Freshman

doesn't believe in hooking up; prefers to meet girls "old-fashioned way" can't get laid

doesn't believe in hooking up; prefers to meet girls

drives an old audi thinks he's above other students who take the campus shuttle

drives an old audi  thinks he's above other students who take the campus shuttle  College Freshman

visits campus store on first day buys nothing but crap with college's logo on it

visits campus store on first day buys nothing but crap with college's logo on it  College Freshman

win one game of beer pong believe I'm the best player on campus

win one game of beer pong believe I'm the best player on campus  College Freshman

Impress prof with insightful, open-ended question With two minutes left in the class

Impress prof with insightful, open-ended question With two minutes left in the class  College Freshman

Fails 3 classes this semester Stays up until 4 am playing Black Ops, sleeps from 5 am until 6 pm, eats food, takes a crap and repeats the process at 8pm.

Fails 3 classes this semester Stays up until 4 am playing Black Ops, sleeps from 5 am until 6 pm, eats food, takes a crap and repeats the process at 8pm.  College Freshman

DIDn't study sits behind asian

DIDn't study sits behind asian  College Freshman

Brings own six pack to a party SMIRNOFF ICE

Brings own six pack to a party SMIRNOFF ICE  College Freshman

complains about being broke buy alcohol

complains about being broke buy alcohol  College Freshman
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