College Freshman

Claims to be the best beer pong player on campus only played twice

Claims to be the best beer pong player on campus only played twice  College Freshman

Buys a Wiz Khalifa t-shirt Has only heard "roll up"

Buys a Wiz Khalifa t-shirt Has only heard

asks stupid questions definitely didn't meet the prerequisites for the class

asks stupid questions definitely didn't meet the prerequisites for the class  College Freshman

Gets knocked back from club demands blood test to prove sobriety

Gets knocked back from club demands blood test to prove sobriety  College Freshman

plays "college girls are easy" on repeat can't get laid

plays

Halfway through first term Makes "College Freshman" meme on Reddit because he feels he's qualified Caption 3 goes here

Halfway through first term Makes

walks around campus carrying a gallon jug of water

walks around campus carrying a gallon jug of water  College Freshman

ive been clean from xing for 6 months i hate myself

ive been clean from xing for 6 months i hate myself  College Freshman

can't wait to go home and talk about college to make his community college friends feel bad

can't wait to go home and talk about college to make his community college friends feel bad  College Freshman

Failed his sophomore year. Wikipedia isn't always a reliable research tool.

Failed his sophomore year. Wikipedia isn't always a reliable research tool.  College Freshman
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