College Freshman

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year  College Freshman

Tries his hand at stand-up on open-mic night Dies

Tries his hand at stand-up on open-mic night  Dies  College Freshman

"this professor totally sucks" "he gave us homework on the first class"

Tells mom and dad they're at the library On facebook

Tells mom and dad they're at the library On facebook  College Freshman

Yo dawg, i was peepin' in me pimped out bike. (steals 7 bibles)

Yo dawg, i was peepin' in me pimped out bike. (steals 7 bibles)  College Freshman

Has 12 page paper due in 2 hours Better dance in the kitchen

Has 12 page paper due in 2 hours Better dance in the kitchen  College Freshman

tries to bounce makes own cup

tries to bounce makes own cup  College Freshman

Walks up two steps at a time Doesn't breathe to not look tired DIES

Walks up two steps at a time
Doesn't breathe to not look tired DIES  College Freshman

"Took a political Science Class" Expert on the STate of the union

Goes to library to study watches Turkish series instead

Goes to library to study watches Turkish series 
instead   College Freshman
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