College Freshman

BOOBERS can you text in one hand?

BOOBERS can you text in one hand?  College Freshman

Throw donuts at wall I'm COol

Throw donuts at wall I'm COol  College Freshman

"bro im not a lightweight" throws up after 4 beers

gets invited to a classy party gets wasted and throws up everywhere

gets invited to a classy 
party gets wasted and throws up everywhere  College Freshman

Successfully joined frat now on door duty

Successfully joined frat now on door duty  College Freshman

Walks into class halfway through Interrupts professor's lecture to ask if there is room in the class

Walks into class halfway through Interrupts professor's lecture to ask if there is room in the class  College Freshman

Poops in community bathroom Doesn't flush

Poops in community bathroom Doesn't flush  College Freshman

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year

Sees pledge getting raped laughs for a year  College Freshman

Buys giant box of condoms never gets laid

Buys giant box of condoms never gets laid   College Freshman

I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW SMOKED OREGANO

I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW SMOKED OREGANO  College Freshman
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