College Freshman

Flip phone and brick ipod from 2001 will guarantee condom stays in wallet all semester

Flip phone and brick ipod from 2001 will guarantee condom stays in wallet all semester  College Freshman

"Bros, I'm ranked #3 on the mw3 leaderboards" Spent entire weekend searching for hacks on youtube

smokes spice dies

smokes spice dies  College Freshman

roommates asks if he knows where to get good weed texts little brother

roommates asks if he knows where to get good weed texts little brother  College Freshman

Played football in high school still thinks its cool to flaunt it

Played football in high school still thinks its cool to flaunt it  College Freshman

Hooks up with every girl on his floor Gets crabs

Hooks up with every girl on his floor Gets crabs  College Freshman

Complains about fleshlight jokes gets another one

Complains about fleshlight jokes gets another one   College Freshman

Brags about how he can drink his own weight in alcohol gets wasted after two 2 beers

Brags about how he can drink his own weight in alcohol gets wasted after two 2 beers  College Freshman

Invited to ugly sweater party Brings highlighter

Invited to ugly sweater party Brings highlighter  College Freshman

Cooks for the first time DIes

Cooks for the first time DIes  College Freshman
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