College Freshman

"I'm gonna get so many chicks in college" goes to lock haven

class starts in 10 minutes sprints down the hill

class starts in 10 minutes sprints down the hill  College Freshman

"Hey, so like, does this bus go to walmart?"

walks past house where people are smoking trees tells friends he's with about it loud enough for entire neighborhood to hear

walks past house where people are smoking trees tells friends he's with about it loud enough for  entire neighborhood to hear   College Freshman

Yeah, I love death metal have you ever heard of dragonforce?

Yeah, I love death metal have you ever heard of dragonforce?  College Freshman

hears getting hit by ut bus gets you free tuition dies

hears getting hit by ut bus gets you free tuition dies  College Freshman

Waits 15 minutes for a shuttle to class Class is a 5 minute walk away

Waits 15 minutes for a shuttle to class Class is a 5 minute walk away  College Freshman

goes to theta chi barn party tells friends tufts is a party school

goes to theta chi barn party tells friends tufts is a party school  College Freshman

FIRE ALARM GOES OFF HIDES IN DORM CLOSET

FIRE ALARM GOES OFF HIDES IN DORM CLOSET  College Freshman

Is a member of DGS Buys undecided bumper sticker

Is a member of DGS  Buys undecided bumper sticker  College Freshman
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