College Freshman

"Time to go online" Uses Internet Explorer

has tried natty light and keystone beer connoisseur

has tried natty light and keystone beer connoisseur   College Freshman

Takes Geography 1700 with Professor Cromley Actually goes to every class

Takes Geography 1700 with Professor Cromley Actually goes to every class  College Freshman

reads the onion religiously thinks articles are real

reads the onion religiously thinks articles are real  College Freshman

Knows his coach does not actually have a license to perform proctological exams Doesn't care because he likes stuff up his ass

Knows his coach does not actually have a license to perform proctological exams Doesn't care because he likes stuff up his ass  College Freshman

Walks over zodiac sign at the MU...... fails chem exam the next day.

Walks over zodiac sign at the MU...... fails chem exam the next day.  College Freshman

Goes to taco bell at 1 Am steals all the sporks

Goes to taco bell at 1 Am steals all the sporks  College Freshman

Becomes Sophomore Makes fun of freshman for doing the same stupid shit he did

Becomes Sophomore Makes fun of freshman for doing the same stupid shit he did  College Freshman

Buys all of his textbooks new Starves

Buys all of his textbooks new Starves  College Freshman

Pees on blackwell EVERY WEEKEND

Pees on blackwell EVERY WEEKEND  College Freshman
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