College Freshman

"God, Washakie makes you so fat" Skips salad bar, hits desert bar

Finished first semester as an engineering student "I can build or fix anything."

Finished first semester as an engineering student

"I'm gunna party so much this year" Lives in Lakeshore

Thinks he is cool Is a fucking GDI

Thinks he is cool Is a fucking GDI  College Freshman

drinks a whole 6 pack DIES

drinks a whole 6 pack DIES  College Freshman

expert-level knowledge after one class

expert-level knowledge after one class  College Freshman

Has Sex with Big Tits Red Head Cries every night.

Has Sex with Big Tits Red Head Cries every night.  College Freshman

It's burger Wednesday Gets the corndogs

It's burger Wednesday Gets the corndogs  College Freshman

"I am so broke, gotta save up" buys $10 book for $150 from Illini bookstore

”I'm moving off campus Lives in Berkshire

”I'm moving off campus Lives in Berkshire  College Freshman
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