College Freshman

"Gimme a celebrity shot bro, I kill at beer pong" Has played twice in his life

takes 10 pots at once dies

takes 10 pots at once dies  College Freshman

is paying 50K a year Chose between colleges based on logo and mascot

is paying 50K a year Chose between colleges based on logo and mascot  College Freshman

Never smoked before college Buys hookah to smoke in the sellery back yard

Never smoked before college Buys hookah to smoke in the sellery back yard  College Freshman

How The fuck do i open my worner box?

How The fuck do i open my worner box?  College Freshman

Walked up the hill on cass Died

Walked up the hill on cass Died  College Freshman

UCSC FRESHMAN WOW LOOK A DEER!

UCSC FRESHMAN  WOW LOOK A DEER!  College Freshman

Caught masturbating Cries

Caught masturbating Cries  College Freshman

Expects to get all of his texts books in one day

Expects to get all of his texts books in one day  College Freshman

"Hahaha, I can't pay attention in class at all!" fails

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