College Freshman

Tries pizza place in the student center dies

Tries pizza place in the student center dies  College Freshman

lets it sit in the fridge for three months dies

lets it sit in the fridge for three months dies  College Freshman

"I'm going to a themed party!" Doesn't know the theme is naked.

Realizes pot isn't as bad as parents and teachers make it out to be Calls himself "Pioneer of pot"

Realizes pot isn't as bad as parents and teachers make it out to be Calls himself

Discovers new band Sublime.

Discovers new band Sublime.  College Freshman

Uses a tray in BD

 Uses a tray in BD  College Freshman

Stayed at LLC for orientation Thought every dorm was that big

Stayed at LLC for orientation Thought every dorm was that big  College Freshman

Drinks the punch dies/gets raped

Drinks the punch dies/gets raped  College Freshman

Bikes through Roundabout for the first time kills 30 people

Bikes through Roundabout for the first time kills 30 people  College Freshman

Discovered the elevator in deady laughs at fuckers still taking the stairs

Discovered the elevator in deady laughs at fuckers still taking the stairs  College Freshman
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