College Freshman

Found perfect politics advisor On sabbatical

Found perfect politics advisor On sabbatical  College Freshman

doesnt check mavmail often hey did you guys hear about the gunman in gage??

doesnt check mavmail often hey did you guys hear about the gunman in gage??  College Freshman

Tries to do a kegstand Throws up on the keg after 10 seconds

Tries to do a kegstand Throws up on the keg after 10 seconds  College Freshman

Ya I'm from Pennsylvania I got that fake off i.d. chief

Ya I'm from Pennsylvania I got that fake off i.d. chief  College Freshman

Claims he loves Seattle underground music Only listens to Macklemore

Claims he loves Seattle underground music Only listens to Macklemore  College Freshman

I got flex this semester haven't eaten in weeks

I got flex this semester haven't eaten in weeks  College Freshman

laughs at uw memes Doesn't understand any yet

laughs at uw memes Doesn't understand any yet  College Freshman

Changes major every year so he can keep taking easy 101 classes

Changes major every year so he can keep taking easy 101 classes  College Freshman

tries falafel for first time is knowledgeable about entire middle east

tries falafel for first time is knowledgeable about entire middle east  College Freshman

Yeah, I went out with some of my bros last night waited in line outside 123 then went home

Yeah, I went out with some of my bros last night waited in line outside 123 then went home  College Freshman
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