College Freshman

gets accepted to a UC Thinks he's done dealing with idiots

gets accepted to a UC Thinks he's done dealing with idiots  College Freshman

I'm strapped with so much student loan debt Spends loan money on iphone, imac, and abercrombie

I'm strapped with so much student loan debt Spends loan money on iphone, imac, and abercrombie  College Freshman

"Nobody around here is very friendly" Wears earbuds everywhere and is always looking at his phone

watch american pie first day of college...i'm steve stifler

watch american pie first day of college...i'm steve stifler  College Freshman

Claims to be bands biggest fan Illegally downloaded discography yesterday

Claims to be bands biggest fan Illegally downloaded discography yesterday   College Freshman

sings along to "fuck you" only says "fuck you"

sings along to

Been at school 6 months, Head Football Coach Fired Starts riot

Been at school 6 months, Head Football Coach Fired Starts riot  College Freshman

"Bought" stuff at Tenley Liquor waited outside

Spends $8,000 on intermediate film never edits it

Spends $8,000 on intermediate film never edits it  College Freshman

DLG! I'll never get sick of this food!

DLG! I'll never get sick of this food!  College Freshman
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