College Freshman

buys box of condoms instead of school supplies never uses them

buys box of condoms instead of school supplies never uses them  College Freshman

comes into wrong class stays the entire time

comes into wrong class stays the entire time  College Freshman

hey babe, ill pick you up at 9 Hey mom, can i borrow 20 bucks?

hey babe, ill pick you up at 9 Hey mom, can i borrow 20 bucks?  College Freshman

Gets on drunk bus at TKE completely sober gets off at aubie hall

Gets on drunk bus at TKE completely sober gets off at aubie hall  College Freshman

"Dinkytown is so fun on the weekend" Only goes to mesa

Goes to a Brandeis Party Deis

Goes to a Brandeis Party Deis  College Freshman

Waits until last day of exams to buy for break Everyone is dry

Waits until last day of exams to buy for break Everyone is dry  College Freshman

Quotes Jersey Shore

 Quotes Jersey Shore  College Freshman

"Engineering is god tier!" "C's and D's get degrees!"

"College is so awesome!" *comes home after 4 days

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