College Freshman

Goes to dining hall Gets the ten dollar steak

Goes to dining hall Gets the ten dollar steak  College Freshman

gets fake id invites friends to the nine hundred and one

gets fake id invites friends to the 
nine hundred and one  College Freshman

"Is a liberal Arts Major." Would you like fries with that

Studying in thode please return to the service desk, please return to the service desk

Studying in thode  please return to the service desk, please return to the service desk  College Freshman

"Only stupid people need to study in the library" Accounting Major

Ditches Lecture emails whole class asking for notes

Ditches Lecture emails whole class asking for notes  College Freshman

"Meets a new girl" buys new underwear to not expose his shit stained ones

GEED

 GEED  College Freshman

Discovers red bull can help you focus on homework and still have energy to party after dies

Discovers red bull can help you focus on homework and still have energy to party after dies  College Freshman

fails a midterm hangs himself

fails a midterm hangs himself  College Freshman
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