College Freshman

1 month into the semester completely out of late night points

1 month into the semester completely out of late night points  College Freshman

Takes one hit off your joint Says he's high as fuck

Takes one hit off your joint Says he's high as fuck  College Freshman

Brags about how much he can drink Throws up every time

Brags about how much he can drink Throws up every time  College Freshman

gets drunk Dies chuck testa fixes

gets drunk
Dies chuck testa fixes  College Freshman

Drives everywhere On a scooter

Drives everywhere On a scooter  College Freshman

Spends all his free time on Total Frat Moves to prepare for Rush Week Doesn't get a single bid

Spends all his free time on Total Frat Moves to prepare for Rush Week Doesn't get a single bid  College Freshman

I'm so excited for 4/20

I'm so excited for 4/20   College Freshman

Takes organic chemistry Writes out all the hydrogens on the molecules

Takes organic chemistry Writes out all the hydrogens on the molecules  College Freshman

Reads 'The Razors Edge' Sells all belongings and moves to India

Reads 'The Razors Edge' Sells all belongings and moves to India  College Freshman

Passes first semester thinks meme no longer applies to him

Passes first semester thinks meme no longer applies to him  College Freshman
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