College Freshman

"the Whiskey Barrel is the coolest bar at MSU!" says the freshman

Dies gets drink banned statewide

Dies gets drink banned statewide  College Freshman

hooks up with a girl "i think i love her, man"

hooks up with a girl

I went to chaminade, that means everyone will like me turns out everyone else hates chaminade besides chaminade kids

I went to chaminade, that means everyone will like me turns out everyone else hates chaminade besides chaminade kids  College Freshman

gets condom in college orientation pack "gonna get laid soon"

gets condom in college orientation pack

"Party at Brohaus!!" Doesn't know what Brohaus is

Has one of the best dining halls in the country "TDR sucks"

Has one of the best dining halls in the country

Beer Pong? Nah bro, let's play "snapper"

Beer Pong? Nah bro, let's play

"I have to say chicago because no one's heard of naperville." everyone is from naperville

Pretends to understand binghamton Makes terrible MEMES

Pretends to understand binghamton Makes terrible MEMES  College Freshman
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