College Freshman

Lets get drunk for boat cruise everyone else sober

Lets get drunk for boat cruise everyone else sober  College Freshman

Goes out 3 times a week Almost get's laid

Goes out 3 times a week Almost get's laid   College Freshman

Disturbes asbestos Fibers Dies.

Disturbes asbestos Fibers  Dies.  College Freshman

Goes to reggies dies

Goes to reggies dies  College Freshman

gets here on move in day "what time is curfew?"

gets here on move in day

That mature age student Sure has a lot of interesting stories.

That mature age student Sure has a lot of interesting stories.  College Freshman

Professor assigns 5 page essay, "Does this need to be double-spaced?"

Professor assigns 5 page essay,

Missed first class Skip the whole day

Missed first class Skip the whole day  College Freshman

I don't really smoke weed Pill count at 25 by the end of the year

I don't really smoke weed Pill count at 25 by the end of the year  College Freshman

Tells Everyone He's Pre-Med UNCG doesnt have a Pre-Med degree....

Tells Everyone He's Pre-Med UNCG doesnt have a Pre-Med degree....  College Freshman
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