College Freshman

Gets email notification saying "Snow Day" Runs outside, eats shit, DIES

Gets email notification saying

Starts Dorm fire to get out of class On a Sunday

Starts Dorm fire to get out of class On a Sunday  College Freshman

Takes one class of Film analysis Film critic

Takes one class of Film analysis Film critic  College Freshman

First day of class Goes

First day of class Goes   College Freshman

takes first adderall attempts to shave anus for 2 hours

takes first adderall attempts to shave anus for 2 hours  College Freshman

Tries jumping on table Dies

Tries jumping on table Dies  College Freshman

smokes shitty water bottle bong "It's so smooth!"

smokes shitty water bottle bong

Finishes test early, and has a long break before next class Actually goes to said class

Finishes test early, and has a long break before next class Actually goes to said class  College Freshman

"Hey guys, I got a job!" (cutco knives salesman) dies

"What are you going to do on Saturday?" "I'm going to check out the football game. Go Beavers!"

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