College Freshman

I got 99 problems and they're all due monday

I got 99 problems and they're all due monday  College Freshman

Hey, babe I've been playing Magic the Gathering for years!

Hey, babe I've been playing Magic the Gathering for years!  College Freshman

Yeah i smoke weed all the time doesnt corner the bowl

Yeah i smoke weed all the time doesnt corner the bowl  College Freshman

"Im never going to smoke weed, get wasted, throw up, or screw a total slut!" DOES ALL THAT SHIT

Drinks 7 cups of coffee for all-nighter Dies

Drinks 7 cups of coffee for all-nighter Dies   College Freshman

has anal sex with girl from party uses ranch dressing for lube

has anal sex with girl from party uses ranch dressing for lube  College Freshman

Goes to Busch Dining Hall It's styrofoam day.

Goes to Busch Dining Hall It's styrofoam day.  College Freshman

Offers to smoke you out. With Spice!

Offers to smoke you out. With Spice!  College Freshman

Wears a Central sweater to Western vs Central weekend DIES

Wears a Central sweater to Western vs Central weekend DIES  College Freshman

"Wow a 70 on a test? how are you even here still?" fails gen chem

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