College Freshman

"I have no money for anything, I can't even buy food." Blew all his money for the next three months on 27'' IMac

fucks up so much still out earns your black ass

fucks up so much  still out earns your black ass  College Freshman

believes God never gives you more than you can handle dies

believes God never gives you more than you can handle dies  College Freshman

"I can't find the campus bookstore" Lives in the Quad

walks past humanities between classes holds breath

walks past humanities between classes holds breath  College Freshman

"geneseo! 'cause not everyone can get into harvard." you're stupid for being pretentious. oops. sorry. big word. look it up.

can't wait to get the fuck outta here and transfer to another school just like everyone else

can't wait to get the fuck outta here and transfer to another school just like everyone else  College Freshman

Goes to a party in Isla vista wants to be a dj

Goes to a party in Isla vista wants to be a dj  College Freshman

"I study history" ends up living in a cardboard box

"dude, I can't afford food" has the 209 meal plan

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