College Freshman

gets an a+ in everything on my report card my parents will be so proud of me!

gets an a+ in everything on my report card my parents will be so proud of me!  College Freshman

Goes to get rid of christian stepbrother when tripping Dies

Goes to get rid of christian stepbrother when tripping Dies  College Freshman

"I'm not really into asians" Dates at least 4 asian girls in college

sees hot girl is actually hipster boy with long hair

sees hot girl is actually hipster boy with long hair  College Freshman

Calls alcohol delivery not looking for alcohol

Calls alcohol delivery not looking for alcohol  College Freshman

"i'm definitely going to be a marine biologist" fails bio 101

"where can i buy some cannabis?"

Thinks he's cool smokes

Thinks he's cool smokes  College Freshman

Quotes Asher Roth: "drink my beer and smoke my weed...I love college" Only ever drank 2 beers, has never even seen weed before

Quotes Asher Roth:

Finally gets laid AIDS

Finally gets laid AIDS  College Freshman
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