College Freshman

calls girls sluts in captions desperately wants to have sex with them

calls girls sluts in captions desperately wants to have sex with them  College Freshman

"Trust me, i haven't thrown up since i was 5" Smell of his puke stays on your carpet for months

Makes popcorn Impromptu fire drill

Makes popcorn Impromptu fire drill  College Freshman

Acts like a stoner Still says "DO WEED"

Acts like a stoner Still says

Challenges you in beer pong runs naked

Challenges you in beer pong runs naked  College Freshman

Pops pimple on nose DIes

Pops pimple on nose DIes  College Freshman

Goes to a mock Project X party Dies

Goes to a mock Project X party Dies  College Freshman

Jumps into Ottawa River Comes out with 3 arms

Jumps into Ottawa River Comes out with 3 arms  College Freshman

Thinks they will be able to register at 7 am along with 10000 other freshmen

Thinks they will be able to register at 7 am along with 10000 other freshmen  College Freshman

Goes home for thanksgiving break Eats himself sick every night

Goes home for thanksgiving break Eats himself sick every night  College Freshman
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