College Freshman

Likes NU hockey Loves HUSKY women

Likes NU hockey Loves HUSKY women  College Freshman

I used to go to all my classes But then I took an arrow to the knee

I used to go to all my classes But then I took an arrow to the knee  College Freshman

clicks box indicating they're interested in Corps of Cadets Doesn't realize they just signed up for Corps of Cadets

clicks box indicating they're interested in Corps of Cadets Doesn't realize they  just signed up for Corps of Cadets  College Freshman

I listen to Foster the People Im such a hipster

I listen to Foster the People  Im such a hipster   College Freshman

I WENT TO THIS AWESOME "RAVE" LAST NIGHT THEY PLAYED AVICII AND MAC MILLER REMIXES. IT WAS SICK.

I WENT TO THIS AWESOME

Failed Intro to philosophy Blames it on the teacher being athiest

Failed Intro to philosophy Blames it on the teacher being athiest 
  College Freshman

DIES Better drink my own piss.

DIES Better drink my own piss.  College Freshman

Psychology major Complains when people talk about their problems in class

Psychology major Complains when people talk about their problems in class  College Freshman

oh, you're writing a research paper? How long does it have to be?

oh, you're writing a research paper? How long does it have to be?  College Freshman

loses virginity in one-night stand pees the bed. Rolls sleeping girl into wet spot and runs away.

loses virginity in one-night stand pees the bed. Rolls sleeping girl into wet spot and runs away.  College Freshman
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