College Freshman

Drinks Energy Drink with slogan "Devotion. Courage. Sacrifice." Sacrifices himself.

Drinks Energy Drink with slogan

Takes date to city art district goes to sbarro and starbucks

Takes date to city art district goes to sbarro and starbucks   College Freshman

I worship Hitler I'm a nazi cunt

I worship Hitler I'm a nazi cunt  College Freshman

Spends Financial Aid check in one week Lets men from Craigslist fuck him for money

Spends Financial Aid check in one week Lets men from Craigslist fuck him for money  College Freshman

Complains of not getting enough sleep Skip Class to take 6 hour nap

Complains of not getting enough sleep Skip Class to take 6 hour nap  College Freshman

good riddance, i hated the keg no fake id

good riddance, i hated the keg no fake id  College Freshman

Sees girls thong Drops pencil to stare at it.

Sees girls thong Drops pencil to stare at it.  College Freshman

Offered Smirnoff Ice Apple Bite 5 hours before he leaves No, man, I gotta drive

Offered Smirnoff Ice Apple Bite 5 hours before he leaves No, man, I gotta drive  College Freshman

'blud thaz fuckin sick mate' Went to Eton

'blud thaz fuckin sick mate' Went to Eton  College Freshman

Hears Upperclassmen complain about housing What? The Housing department is so helpful!

Hears Upperclassmen complain about housing What? The Housing department is so helpful!  College Freshman
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