College Freshman

"I'm taking 4 science classes this quarter, I should be fine" Contemplates suicide after quarter is over

buys funnel, tube and valve. doesn't know what to do.

buys funnel, tube and valve. doesn't know what to do.  College Freshman

Applauds after every lecture

 Applauds after every lecture  College Freshman

joins occupy together protest parents pay for car and tuition

joins occupy together protest parents pay for car and tuition  College Freshman

buys a 30 pack of PBR Makes you carry the backpack

buys a 30 pack of PBR Makes you carry the backpack  College Freshman

Free gym? dude i'm gonna get so brolic Benches and curls once a week

Free gym? dude i'm gonna get so brolic Benches and curls once a week  College Freshman

"dude, i totally danced with like 4 girls tonight!" *they all waked away

Uses postgrad computer room Dies

Uses postgrad computer room Dies  College Freshman

Attends largest halloween party on campus Dresses up as a cop

Attends largest halloween party on campus Dresses up as a cop  College Freshman

Supports kony 2012 Ignores death penalty for homosexuals in Uganda

Supports kony 2012 Ignores death penalty for homosexuals in Uganda  College Freshman
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